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The Crazies! Jul 24, 2013 8:19:35 GMT -6 peggy likes this

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Post by 353pr1m0 on Jul 24, 2013 8:19:35 GMT -6

We've had a fair share of these. And although at the time it was annoying, we cannot but relish those funny moments. A few examples follow (and feel free to add some more in the comments!)

ClanLeader: Welcome, NotReallyAHacker!
NotReallyAHacker: thx bro!
NotReallyAHacker: I TEACH YOU HACK!
ClanLeader: What do you mean?
NotReallyAHacker: Make me leader and I teach you the 15k gem hack!
ClanLeader: <NotReallyAKacker has been kicked out by ClanLeader>
FunSarcasticGuy: I could use 15k gems <sarcasm>

ClanLeader: Welcome, EvilDude!
EvilDude: Thx, bro...
EvilDude: Hey, can I be leader, bro?
ClanLeader: ... sure bro. How long do you want to be leader?
EvilDude: Oh, just two days, thx bro
ClanLeader: No problem bro. You my bro, right?
EvilDude: Sure, bro
ClanLeader: <EvilDude has been kicked out by ClanLeader>

AnnoyingKid#1: Hey do you like my new base?
RandomDude: Awesome! But you could put your mortars inside for a better defense
AnnoyingKid#1: I have made 759328476349252345345238423 trophies tonight only in defense LOL
RandomDude: Great! How do you like mine?
AnnoyingKid#1: Whoa! Can I copy it?

AnnoyingKid#2: Hey, plis tell ClanLeader that im going to be away for 5 days and 10 hours
AnnoyingKid#2: I have to take my pet gorilla to the veterinary

ClanLeader: Good job, JustBidingMyTime! I am going to promote you to elder
JustBidingMyTime: Thx, ClanLeader! Awesome!
ClanLeader: <ClanLeader has promoted JustBidingMyTime to elder>
JustBidingMyTime: Bye suckers!
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#1 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#2 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#3 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#4 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#5 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#6 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>
...
JustBidingMyTime: <RandomDude#40 has been kicked out by JustBidingMyTime>

PleasePayAttentionToMe: 34 lvl7 walls Woooot!
PleasePayAttentionToMe: Hey, look at my new lvl4 AT!
PleasePayAttentionToMe: I am going to gem my Queen's bathroom to lvl5 when I finish upgrading my BK retirement plan. Should I get dental for my barbarians lvl7?
PleasePayAttentionToMe: I made 230845923847509238475239847k gold in only 30minutes, with only 1 minion, one blind archer and a dragon's fart.
PleasePayAttentionToMe: Man, so slow tonight, huh?

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The Crazies! Jul 24, 2013 9:29:31 GMT -6 peggy likes this

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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 9:29:31 GMT -6

Clan Elder: I need reinforcement troops, Archers only thanks.
Annoying Kid: Donates 5 wizards.
Clan Elder: Why did you give me wizards?
Me: Hey why did you give him wizards?
Annoying Kid: Because wizards are beast, I love them!
Me: Yeah but he requested archers only.
Annoying Kid: I dont understand why you all dont like wizards.
Me: I dont mind wizards but when someone requests a troop give them what they want or at least ask them if Wiz are ok.
Annoying Kid: Wizards are so beast, hows my base look?
Me: Yeah great but next time just give primary troops ok?
Annoying Kid: Wizards are so beast, I use them all the time!
Me: ...

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The Crazies! Jul 24, 2013 9:33:43 GMT -6 peggy likes this

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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 9:33:43 GMT -6

New Guy: Joins clan.
Me: Hey welcome man!
Me: Please join GuerillaWarrior 3, they are a very active clan, you dont meet the requirements here. Come back when you have level 5 archers ok?
New Guy: No, Go fuck yourself.
New Guy: Leaves clan.

Last Edit: Jul 24, 2013 9:34:16 GMT -6 by Deleted

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The Crazies! Jul 24, 2013 16:07:12 GMT -6

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Post by webads on Jul 24, 2013 16:07:12 GMT -6

Request Pattern

DedicatedClanMember: I need reinforcement troops, anything but wizards please. (3000/800 donation ratio)
NewGuy: I need reinforcement troops,PEKKA please. (80/1000 donation ratio)
DedicatedClanMember: I need reinforcement troops, anything but wizards please.
NewGuy: I need reinforcement troops, Dragon Only please.
DedicatedClanMember: I need reinforcement troops, anything but wizards please.
NewGuy: I need reinforcement troops, PEKKA Only please.
(1 minute later)
NewGuy: Hey guys! What's taking so long on my donation request? Wizards are BEAST!

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The Crazies! Jul 28, 2013 21:15:37 GMT -6 peggy likes this

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Post by 353pr1m0 on Jul 28, 2013 21:15:37 GMT -6

And just like that, as old drama queens and attention-whores crawl back to our clans, we find ourselves new exciting opportunities of enlarging this fun thread.
AnnoyingKid: gn
... <nobody gives a hoot>
AnnoyingKid: I am going to bed. night
<10 minutes later>
AnnoyingKid: DO PO Healer
... <nobody has any of that, and the request stays dormant for 10 minutes, at the end of which...>
AnnoyingKid: well ok, AO
<25 minutes later>
AnnoyingKid: I hope nobody steals my DE tonight LOL
AnnoyingKid: Goodnight all
... <sadly, still nobody gives a hoot>

...and so on for three hours

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The Crazies! Aug 30, 2013 13:27:37 GMT -6 peggy likes this

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Post by 353pr!m0 on Aug 30, 2013 13:27:37 GMT -6

One more episode of the crazies:

MeMyself&I
I'd like to join your clan
ClanLeader
accepts
ClanLeader: welcum, MeMy!
MeMyself&I: Hi, how can I be elder?
ClanLeader: You gotta donate 800 troops
MeMyself&I: Cool, I can do that fast
ClanLeader: Awesome!
GuyRushingTrophies: Dragon/Pekka only please. thx y'all!
<MeMyself&I donates 5 lvl5 giants>
GuyRushingTrophies: Thx, MeMy, but I didn't ask for giants.
MeMyself&I: oh sorry, I didn't read
GuyFarmingAggresively: Archers only, plz. Thx
<MeMyself&I donates 5 lvl5 giants>
GuyFarmingAggresively: er... MeMy, giants?
RandomGuy#1: Dragons, pekkas, wizzies, witches please
<MeMyself&I donates 5 lvl5 giants>
...
PissedOffElder: lvl6 Giants Only, please. Thanks!
<MeMyself&I donates 5 lvl5 giants>
PissedOffElder: Why lvl5? I asked for lvl6!
MeMyself&I: Oh sorry, I didn't read...
PissedOffElder: Tell you what, Imma restart your donations. Please join back
<PissedOffElder has kicked out MeMyself&I>
MeMyself&I
I'd like to join your clan
PissedOffElder
accepts
MeMyself&I: What the fcku did you kick me out? f*cking dimwit!
ClanLeader: No swearing, please
MeMyself&I: PissedOffElder, you are a greedy pig! go fcku yourself!
ClanLeader
has kicked out MeMyself&I

Post by 353pr1m0 on Jul 24, 2013 8:19:35 GMT -6

Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 9:29:31 GMT -6

Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 9:33:43 GMT -6

Post by webads on Jul 24, 2013 16:07:12 GMT -6

Post by niglekram on Jul 25, 2013 0:13:55 GMT -6

Post by 353pr1m0 on Jul 28, 2013 21:15:37 GMT -6

Post by 353pr!m0 on Aug 30, 2013 13:27:37 GMT -6

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